I am not, I REPEAT I AM NOT SHITTING YOU RIGHT NOW. What is the Digitsole? why do we NEED the Digitsole!? let me tell you right now if you read this post and don’t bin all your old shoes you haven’t read it properly!
Marty Mc Mother Fucking Fly would be proud
I don’t even know where to start with these bad boys, actually… no! I do! The most ridiculous fact about these feet thrones is that not only do they stack up to the self-tightening shoes first made famous in back to the future Sci-Fi franchise… they actually do more… THAN SHOES FROM A SCI-FI MOVIE! Just let that sink in…
INTRODUCING THE DIGITSOLE
YEP, heat your flippers left, right and city center all day long! Walking around in the cold? Or are you just weird and enjoy sweaty feet? These are the boots for you! with the touch of a button, the shoes will heat to the temperature you set, meaning NO MORE do you have to wish that your shoes come with radiators.
So maybe you’re worried because hey, this is a Kickstarter project and worldwide recognized and “credible” brands like Samsung sometimes release phones that explode so like what happens if these malfunction?
moving on… you better have your ass in gear and have every intention of getting to your destination on time because if you don’t the shoes will tell you to get your shit together and bounce! seriously. THEY ACTUALLY SAY SPEED UP YOU’RE GONNA BE LATE
So if you want to treat your toes head over to Kickstarter now! HERE IS THE PRODUCT PAGE
“But they’re already 186% funded”
OF COURSE THEY ARE THIS FUTURE SHOES
disclaimer, the creators of Digitsole did not pay me for this article I just got really, really fucking excited.